10 commandments of dating my daughter

Control yourself from burping loudly and farting (loudly)—these are natural body actions but please (!

Don’t talk with food in your mouth, nor chew with your mouth open.

Some viewers do not think he exhibits genuine Christian virtues.

It has been a blast watching my daughters develop into righteous and rowdy, gorgeous girls.

He warns all "liberal, hippie, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree-humping bull crap," to stay away from his daughters and threatens violence on any suitor who "touches" his daughter.

You may question the Christian virtues of a man who threatens to "smash your hands" if you touch his daughter, but his old fashioned zeal for preserving his daughters' modesty is not in question, and one may wonder why he seems so anxious about "protecting" his daughters, if they feel like their Daddy does about their Christian modesty.

Commandment III: "Thou shall not touch my daughter.

You know, if you do, I'm going to have to smash your hands, and your mother is going to have to help you gel up that Justin Bieber hairdo of yours." The video has elicited various responses from viewers.